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"A problem shared is a problem
halved, so is your problem really yours or
just half of someone else's?"
David Brent, The Office
"If you
can't rule the waves, waive the rules"
- Wall Street quip
"For every vision, there is an equal and opposite
revision."
- Anonymous
"Advertising is the art of making
whole lies out of half truths."
- Edgar Shoaff
"Employee of the month is a good
example of how somebody can be both a
winner and a loser at the same time."
- Demetri Martin
"I only go to work on days that
don't end in a 'y'."
- Robert Paul
"I always arrive late at the
office, but I make up for it by leaving early."
- Charles Lamb
"Hard work never killed anybody,
but why take a chance?"
- Edgar Bergen
"I like work: it fascinates me. I
can sit and look at it for hours."
- Jerome K Jerome ('Three Men in a Boat')
"By working faithfully eight hours
a day, you may get to be a boss and work
twelve hours a day."
- Robert Frost
"A good rule of thumb is if you've
made it to thirty-five and your job still
requires you to wear
a name tag,
you've made a serious vocational error."
- Dennis Miller
"The world is full
of willing people; some willing to work, the rest willing to let them."
- Robert Frost
"The golden rule of
work - the boss's jokes are ALWAYS funny."
- Robert Paul
"Never
interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."
- Napoleon
"Get your facts first, and then you
can distort them as much as you please."
- Mark Twain
"All I ask is the chance to prove
that money can't make me happy."
- Spike Milligan
"The
trouble with the global village is all the village idiots!"
- Anonymous
"Success is going
from failure to failure without a loss of enthusiasm"
- Churchill
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