Something for the weekend?

Nigel's BOGOF?
Given the inclement weather throughout the UK and Ireland, possibly causing many of you to be confined to home for the weekend, and realising that our normal Namnews fare may be insufficient to occupy you for the next two days, we offer you something slightly different, based upon our mutual interest in shops and shopping behaviour….
Welcome to the cautionary tale of BOGOF-Nigel, a gentle man who simply tried to play by the retail rules..
Have a slightly different weekend, from the Namnews Team!